[Ah, there's nothing the captain loves more than those who respect his authority, regardless of who or what they are. The little sugary puppy's sit is all Caviar needs to see before he unwrinkles his face and even starts to wag his own tail.
Bending down to his knees, he gives the monster a good pat on...wherever he assumes her "head" is before just scooping her up in his massive paws. Haha, to think he was just about to shoot this thing. Good...good thing animals can't understand something like that...haha...]
[Sparkling catches sight of Caviar stooping to pick her up, but it's already too late. He's done it, and it's all Sparkling can do not to lift his wings to shield his eyes as the Cake Hound surely plans on taking a bite out of his face-
But...that doesn't happen. Now that she's being held, she seems perfectly content to wiggle happily in Caviar's arms, immediately leaning back so she can try to lick his face.]
[Caviar carries the pup over to Sparkling's hiding spot, already discovering his mistake on his way over there. One look at his hand shows him that frosting's already getting smashed into his fur, and he can only imagine how his chest is gonna get with the way she leans against him for kisses.
Despite all this, he'll still refuse to wear a shirt.]
Y'see? She's as harmless as a halibut AND she seems to understand what behave means! Ha!
[Either that, or Caviar just knows how to convey that in dogspeak, but he doesn't want to think about that too hard.]
Now the question is, where the hell did she even come from? ...And how do we find it, 'cuz that could be our ticket back to Earthbread...
[He grabs the cake hound in both his big paws and holds her in front of him, cooing at her like she's some sort of baby. Never mind that this has suddenly become an interrogation.]
Alright, ya little goofy goldfish~ Where'd ya come from? Was it some kinda portal into another dimension? Was it? Who's a good dog?? Go find the portal, mate!
[Cheesecake's entire body is wagging practically at this point as Caviar holds her aloft, her body straining as she tries to reach his face to lick it. She seems more preoccupied with giving kisses than information, but fortunately the only other person in the room who can speak English has the answer. It's just...likely not going to be a very good one.
This seems to be a pattern for Sparkling he realizes, being a bearer of bad news...]
W-well ah...actually...
[He rubs at the back of his neck with his claws, looking down.]
I think I may have...asked Mana for her. While I was drinking. I recall mentioning something about being homesick and, well...
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Date: 2022-11-09 12:20 am (UTC)Bending down to his knees, he gives the monster a good pat on...wherever he assumes her "head" is before just scooping her up in his massive paws. Haha, to think he was just about to shoot this thing. Good...good thing animals can't understand something like that...haha...]
You can come out, she ain't gonna hurt nobody.
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Date: 2022-11-09 04:26 am (UTC)[Sparkling catches sight of Caviar stooping to pick her up, but it's already too late. He's done it, and it's all Sparkling can do not to lift his wings to shield his eyes as the Cake Hound surely plans on taking a bite out of his face-
But...that doesn't happen. Now that she's being held, she seems perfectly content to wiggle happily in Caviar's arms, immediately leaning back so she can try to lick his face.]
...what...what do you mean, she isn't...?
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Date: 2022-11-09 03:23 pm (UTC)Despite all this, he'll still refuse to wear a shirt.]
Y'see? She's as harmless as a halibut AND she seems to understand what behave means! Ha!
[Either that, or Caviar just knows how to convey that in dogspeak, but he doesn't want to think about that too hard.]
Now the question is, where the hell did she even come from? ...And how do we find it, 'cuz that could be our ticket back to Earthbread...
[He grabs the cake hound in both his big paws and holds her in front of him, cooing at her like she's some sort of baby. Never mind that this has suddenly become an interrogation.]
Alright, ya little goofy goldfish~ Where'd ya come from? Was it some kinda portal into another dimension? Was it? Who's a good dog?? Go find the portal, mate!
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Date: 2022-11-09 09:06 pm (UTC)This seems to be a pattern for Sparkling he realizes, being a bearer of bad news...]
W-well ah...actually...
[He rubs at the back of his neck with his claws, looking down.]
I think I may have...asked Mana for her. While I was drinking. I recall mentioning something about being homesick and, well...